My Quit Story
I lost it yesterday. I hated everything about my most recent serving position. Bad management, shitty tips, and tons of asshole customers. So when a snobby plastic bitch who is a well known shitty...
View ArticleNational Ranch Dressing Day
Today is National Ranch Dressing Day. Every waiter and waitress cringes at the sight ranch dressing. Even mentioning extra ranch in to someone in the food service industry inspires the image of a fat,...
View ArticleHungover
Is it bad that I can’t remember the last shift I worked that I wasn’t hungover? -CarlyFiled under: Drunk, Stories Tagged: food, Humor, hungover, life, musings, random, service industry, waitress problems
View ArticleI Might Need to Stop at Lane Bryant
Server: Are you still enjoying your desserts or can I clear these for you? Customer: Yes please. They’re so good. If I keep eating I’m gonna have to stop at a Lane Bryant on my way out of here...
View ArticleServer Problems: Gifs About Waiting Tables
Click the picture to view galleryFiled under: Gifs, Photos, Restaurant Randomness, Server Problems Tagged: food, Gifs, how to be a waiter, Humor, life, musings, Photos, server problems, service industry
View ArticleDrinks?
I’d bitch a lot less, and be a lot happier if you just let me drink on the fucking clock. -Everyone in the service industry everFiled under: Server Problems, Stories Tagged: bartender problems, drinks,...
View ArticleRevenge!
Recently, the pub I work at has a new policy about not allowing dogs on the patio, all because of one major douchebag in particular. It is a busy Sunday, serving mimosas to all of the drunk asses who...
View ArticleIt’s All an Act
Don’t mistake my fake smile and professional body language as a sign of admiration…..seriously I would punch you straight in the throat if I knew that I wouldn’t loose my job. -Andrea Filed under:...
View ArticleIt Was Ripe
A child puked all over his mom and the booth I was sitting in. Oh it was ripe! But what makes this memorable is a table got sat right next to the throw up booth and a giant grown man got a smell of the...
View ArticleAre You on Drugs
This dude comes in to my bar, acting pretty normal. Two beers in, out of nowhere, he decides someone is going to shoot him and that someone is hiding in the bar. I’m assuming the shrooms hit or...
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